“Sorry. I’m—uh—new to Midland.
Don’t suppose you could show
where the nearest diner is?”
[ mutters something about tacos in his sleep ]
[ pokes him in the stomach ]
"Okay, honestly this was not
the reception I imagined when
I thought of bringing this up.”
♛ : OTP for my muse
☠ : NOTP for my muse
♙ : Character my muse hates
♗ : Child!Character my muse would adopt.
♠ : Character my muse would have a one night stand with.
♥ : Weird ship I have for my muse.
♜ : My muse’s best friend.
☢ : Character my muse is afraid of.
☣ : Character my muse respects greatly.
☩: Crossover Ship with my muse.
- ❝I saw a girl kill herself.❞
- ❝Quiet, she’s just weird.❞
- ❝Did that actually just come out of your mouth?❞
- ❝You’re different from the others.❞
- ❝Let me save you.❞
- ❝I hate yoga.❞
- ❝I don’t do backup.❞
- ❝Nobody lays hands on me.❞
- ❝I’m not in control of the muse.❞
- ❝OK. I’m a bottle hider. But why do I have to admit that to a bunch of drunk losers?❞
- ❝Hey, you can trust me. The stuff that I’ve done? No judgment.❞
- ❝You always do this! You always keep me at a distance.❞
- ❝Holy Watershed!❞
- ❝Please. Things are different now. I’ve been lied to as well.❞
- ❝There was a woman in convent like you. You touch her again and I will gut you like a fish.❞
- ❝C’mon. Get your shit together you silly tit!❞
- ❝You’re damn right.❞
- ❝Why don’t you go check the cracker cupboard?❞
- ❝I just wanted to say eff this. ❞
- ❝I just want to make crazy science with you.❞
- ❝I dreamed that we were friends.❞
- ❝Prepare yourself, you’re about to become a… craving addict❞
- ❝I’m warning you, I’m armed.❞
- ❝I have a friend who needs a peace..maker.❞
- ❝This is my body. I’m the science.❞
- ❝Aren’t you supposed to wait, like, three days before rising?❞
- ❝I can’t stop thinking about that kiss.❞
- ❝You can’t leave me again.❞
- ❝I’m the biggest mess.❞
- ❝I couldn’t tell anybody what I lost.❞
- ❝You tried to kill me.❞
- ❝I was clever when I was like, six.❞
- ❝You used me!❞
- ❝No I’m Harry Frickin’ Potter.❞
- ❝Holy ffffishsticks.❞
- ❝I think I need to keep drinking for a while and then I’ll have an idea.❞
idxntexist said: [FEEL BETTER!]
; thank you, my dear!
; hey, everyone! sorry i haven’t been on as of late. last wednesday, i had surgery on my knee for my torn acl and some damage to the shockabsorbers there. i’ll try to be on more later this week and work on replies/starters/etc, but i’m still in a lot of pain and the medicine i’m taking for it makes me pretty drowsy.
did it ever occur to you
I might be the one who’s [ afraid ] of losing you
because I’ve always been left a l o n e ?
You want people to look at you differently? Make them.